foxnewsofficial:

sometimes i’ll have loads of money and then other times i’ll be awake

starksexual:

i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it

amoying:

give birth to the roof, feed the roof, nurture the roof,

raise the roof

charmedsevenfold:

spritemix-a-lot:

By popular demand, here’s an outfit ref for rebel!Karkat.

I ended up tweaking some parts on the cape thing, ‘cus screw consistency.

Full size here.

Gamzee
Sollux

HOTTA HOTTY

carosaure:

I’M A COMET PILOT!! ZOOOOM!!!

Here goes my zodiac character. I’m surprised he lasted so long. Still, death by psychic migraine is a terrible way to go.

doctor-ood:

I present you: Eurovision 2013

mishafordinner:

orgasm-donor:

“JENSEN.  JENSEN, I CAN’T SEE!  JEN.  JEEEEEEEEN.  JEN YOU NEED TO HELP ME I CAN’T SEE I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S HAPPENING OH GOD I’M SCARED WHAT IF I’M BLIND AND CAN NEVER SEE AGAIN OH MY GOD OH MY GOD.”

“Jared, you just have some stuff on your face.  Take it off.”

“IT’S DARK, JENSEN.  IT’S DARK AND I DON’T LIKE IT.”

“Jared all you ne—”

“DARK, JENSEN!  DARK.”

“IT WAS LIGHT, BUT NOW IT’S DARK.”

spaceyfrancophile:

God bless Adventure Time

spirit-w0rld:

THIS IS THE BEST ONE

acquiesce-cronabunny:

seedatart:

You don’t have enough badges to hit me!

If only Splash actually worked like this

onlymeemy:

Bffs!

itsbiggeronthefrontflip:

RAVEN’S HAIR IS A RAVEN OH MY GOD

thlrdeye:

exeuntomnes:

thatsplicingadventure:

This is probably the best color group to work with, there’s so many good Pokés within it.

Enjoy this freaking awesome monster.

satanic death christ i choose you

I used to sprite like this I should get back into it

nannajane:

in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me

graffeti:

my grandma is angry at my grandpa because when they went to the doctor’s the lady asked what he was allergic to and he said his wife